Gordon Brown - has secret pet monkey

For a lot of us landlords the boast by Gordon Brown that he was prudent with the public finance was some what of a mystery given how liberally he has been spending our money over the last decade.

Property Hawk can now reveal the real architect behind the Prime Minster's alter ego Prudence.

It turns out that Gordon has a secret advisor and confidante. Non other than his pet monkey Fuddles.

Fuddles has been secretly helping Gordon with the countries accounts during the last 13 years. The problem is that Fuddles has a tendency to get his minus and pluses muddled up and likes to bang in noughts where he can. He likes the shape!

Fuddles has been part of the Brown inner circle for over ten years and Property Hawk is proud to be the first to bring Fuddles to the attention to the country at large given that he has played such a pivotal part in penning the Labour Party's carefully costed economic strategy.

Happy Xmas to Fuddles and his favorite playmate Gordon!

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